MISSING WIFE
The day after his wife disappea=ed in a kayaking accident in the Bay Of Fundy Nova Scotia
,
a man answered his door to find two grim-=aced Mounties.. "We are sorry sir, but we have
some information about your wife", said=one of the Mounties.
"Tell me! Did you find her!?" the husband shoute=.. The Mounties looked at each other. One said,
"We have somebad news, some good news, and some=really great news. Which do you want to hear
first?
" Fearing the worst, the ashen husband said "Give me=the bad news first."
The Mountie said, "I'm sorry=to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in
the bay."
"Oh my God!" exclaimed the husband.=nbsp; Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's the good news?"
The Mountie continued, "When=we pulled her up, she had 12 twenty-five pound snow crabs and 6
good-size lobsters clinging to her."
Stunned, the husband demanded, "If=that's the good news, what's the great news???"
The Mountie=said,
"We're gonna pull her up again tomorrow."